Screaming headlines from The Elfhelm Tribune: On 07/23: Hecubus the Wyzzerdd rescued Princess Sophi! On 07/23: Hecubus slew the shocker! On 07/23: Hecubus slew King Boreus! On 07/23: Hecubus slew Quebec Prem! On 07/23: Hecubus slew PEI Prem! On 07/22: Hecubus slew the sentinal! On 07/22: Hecubus slew Ranger Rick! On 07/09: Hecubus slew Lammasu! On 07/09: Hecubus slew Ranger Rick! On 05/07: Geebus the Sorcerer was slain by a sorcerer. On 05/03: Geebus the Sorcerer was slain by a necromancer. On 04/27: Geebus the Sorcerer was slain by a barrelrider. On 04/27: Geebus the Sorcerer was slain by an underworm. On 04/14: Rachnid the Thief was slain by a nomad. On 04/14: Rachnid the Thief was slain by a death dancer. On 04/14: Necropsaro slew Strider! On 04/14: Necropsaro slew Prince Albert!